(Little Jade Queen: " Don't ask me about the word "Swine-Jaga". I don't know the precise term. It's this stupid story that I heard long ago, which I re-did it to a poem version < N.B: Best Read when listening to Blue Ridge Saga *Band Music Fanatic*. Gives a better image and ambience>. Anyone knows the actual term for the "Swine-Whateva" Please enlighten this poor ignorant soul. *Snicker*")

"As the sun rises on the distant land,
A Prince sets out bright and early,
To succeed in his task at hand.
For today he shall go beyond yonder and dale
To seek out Princess Evelyn Vale.

This Princess he seeks to wed,
Now to ask the King, he has prepared..
A carriage pulled by twenty white horses,
Lined two by two they go.
(Just as long as you don't get nauseous)
Plates of food and delicacies from exotic lands
(Not to mention toys for erotic plans *wink wink*)
One Peacock and Peahen stuffed
With semi-precious stones and jewels
From some where in Kashmir Land.
Last but not least,
(So I heard from the Squire)
A Rolls Royce and a Bentley that he can hire.

"Onwards, We go!" The Prince cried,
(With a bunch of 'Hi-Hos' by the side)
Away they went, to the faraway land,
To seek Princess Evelyn's Hand.

Now to a point, I want to add
About Princess Evelyn Vale.
(Please don't think me mad)
She's pretty, elegant
and full of grace
But this precious jewel,
It's just the surface.
For she has only one flaw..
(Oh I can't act, I can't pretend, That the Princess is out of hand)

As from young, every will and whim,
From the highlands, flat lands, even my cat,
Was given to this spoilt little selfish brat.
Thanks to the idiot of a king
Who spares no expenses as his precious sings
"Daddy, dearest, Daddy True,
Can I have the back-up treasury to buy some shoes?"
Chop Chop, Quick Quick the money went,
Now all the King does is raise the tax.

People of this far away land don't complain,
I mean they even love singing in the rain.
For they love the royal family dearly.
Thus the Moolas they gave clearly.
Many princes, King and even Esquire,
Dukes, Sultans, Monarch and even a Rajah,
Tried to make Princess Evelyn their bride.
Unfortunately they always fail,
To the King, none of them prevail.
But what about this Prince, you might say.
Sit back, Relax and Come what May..."

Alright.. This is part one.. I shall continue this another time.. Just to get this verbal rubbish out of my tiny head at the moment.. TOOO BUSY GETTING READY TO GO TO THE LAND OF BIG BEN AND FISH & CHIPS!!!